Ozzie's baseball creativity

Since he's the #1 fan of the Instructional League Cardinals, Ozzie spends a lot of his time trying to play baseball. A few weeks ago he was using a microphone as a bat and a ring-stand at a tee. Then he tried a Monster High doll as a bat and his basketball hoop as a tee (for the giant soccer ball). Today at story time he picked up a plastic brachiosaur and got in his batting stance. Lauren had to confiscate it before he decided to use someone's neck as a tee for their head ;)